The Republic of Outrageous Muffin 22 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and zero percent divorce rate. The cynical, devout population of 2.173 billion Outrageous Muffin 22ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Outrageous Muffin 22ian economy, worth 320 trillion Blueberries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,491 Blueberries, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 693,243 per year while the poor average 18,670, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Outrageous Muffin 22, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outrageous Muffin 22's national animal is the Cake Pop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Outrageous Muffin 22 is ranked 243,535^th in the world and 29^th in Nerdlandia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.